| 2012.01.07 |
Kiddo was on a roll tonight:
Kiddo: "You are the cutest!"
Me: "No, YOU are!"
Kiddo: "Don’t make me slap you."
Here's a great example of Kindergarten humor:
Kiddo: "Let me tell you a joke. What did the K-State say to the dog?"
We: "I don’t know. What?"
Kiddo: "YOU LOVE BALLS!!!"
For this last one, a little background: We’ve been a game I’ll call, "What’s More
Important?" It’s a game of comparison. She has to choose which of two things
is more important to her. This evening she apparently thought she had a hard question
for me. ‘Cept that’s not how it came out (blockquote as how I perceived it — it's a
little off-color):
Kiddo: "Dad? I have a hard on for you."
*pause*
Me: "You have a what??"
Mommy: (in the room at the other end of the hall) *erupts in laughter*
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