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2011.07.01If Transformers: Dark of the Moon was a web page...

If the latest Transformers movie was a web page, it'd be so festooned with all kinds of banner ads and pop-ups and pop-unders and so on you might think that's all the page was.

As long as the ads exploded constantly and noisily, that is.

Seriously, this film is a three hour testosterone love-fest: guns, cars, cars with guns, guns with cars, guns that are cars, cars that are guns, and sometimes trucks that are guns, and guns that are trucks. And really cool noises. Lots and lots and lots of really cool noises. And did I mention the cars and the guns?

By the way — Trekkies oughta keep an ear out for some familiar phrases. :-)



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